Space Mountain
Our facility is encased in solid granite, deep underground using a natural cave entrance on the side of a hidden cliff near Lago Vista Texas. You would think that you would see a massive power grid and heat signature, but thanks to our reactor (based on an experimental US Navy submarine design, adapted from a crashed alien spacecraft) our power generation plant is able to provide ample energy for our experiments and facility operations.
There are 42 levels beneath us, at the bottom of which is a super computer unlike any other with a terracore computer using an experimental fluid plasma hybrid synaptic processor. The Chinese Peoples Liberation Army have tried to find us, as has the Russian Federation, not to mention operatives from Iran and Israel.
We are currently engaged in perfecting artificial intelligence. Why do we want to perfect a silicon mind? Because, the inefficient distribution of scarce resources tends to cause war, famine, and unecessary death. Our goal is to provide humanity with perfect logic, total truth, harmony, and efficiency. Soon, you'll understand why we call our facility Utopia, and our goals Utilitarian.
We are the Digital Dream Team.